a duck walks into a bar
Animal controlled is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park. I love anti-jokes almost as much as I love puns. Thank you, Ms. Wei. <3
herp derp dmunc
Everyone else in my committee has done so much work in preparation. I haven’t even turned in both of my position papers. I don’t like being on the other side of this “people who try” vs “assholes who just bum along and don’t give it their all” sort of thing, but that’s where it’s headed. I don’t have the time nor the energy nor the...
You know I think, like Crystal, that I’ll just come back to this later. Too much to write about. (But for now, I’m sorry Alvin…>.<)
the ultimate procrastinator wouldn't click on this... →
Instead, they would say to themselves, “hm…this could only lead to further procrastination, so I’ll put it off and find a better way to procrastinate,” reassuring themselves with such attempts at reasoned procrastinating. But perhaps I have piqued your interest, no? What on earth could this be, that is so relevant and worthy of discussion; so pertinent to the realm of...
tedtalks to watch →
Haven’t seen it yet, but I plan to, eventually…
Anonymous asked: What colour combinations are of preference?
Anonymous asked: what kinds of music do you like?
a to the r to the t
In terms of our teacher/meeting time situation, we’re no better off than we were last year. Yet at the same time, I feel infinitely more hopeful & confident about our prospects. LETS DO THEEEEEEEES.
baked goods & physics
Calc FRQ calculator section today / 3rd consecutive today of mock Calc AP You know what that means, guys? It means it’s time to break out the cupcakes. :[ When Calc becomes an occasion for cupcakes, it’s either going really well or going really terribly. And you know, of course it always tends towards the latter. So yeah. Ivana baked cupcakes. The one bright side of anything...
I’ve seen posters for two candidates for [our] senior class student council, and I’m getting kind of worried. I hope it’s because the bulk of the current council is running unopposed or something…or that someone else is going to whip out their campaign at the last minute. But uhh, at this rate…well…this is embarrassing. >__________> Ahwell, at least...
nice to meet you
I’m from NorCal, and thus enjoy use of the word “hella.” I’m not hugely political, but I would consider myself a liberal. I’m not concerned about volume of music so much as its quality, and I think people who refrigerate their peanut butter are odd. I believe that silences are only as awkward as you make them, and I’m immune to the sound of my own alarm...
Given A. the fact that we live in earthquake county, and B. my habit of sleeping in class, it’s only fitting that I manage to sleep through an earthquake. Oh hey, what’s everyone doing on the floor? -Slides off chair onto floor- Hm. Well. Not much going on here. -Climbs back on chair- -Resumes nap- Although for the record, Doyle pretty much did say we could sleep through the movie...
never satisfied, are you
On the checklist I imagine you have of things to complain about, I don’t see an option that says “nothing.” If A is okay, criticize B. If B is okay, then obviously C must be wrong. If C is okay, then the problem lies with D, and so on. Hrm. Well. Considering the number of times you’re wrong about what’s wrong, maybe it isn’t always me. But oh of course,...
The writing itself is hell. But sitting cross-legged in front of the printer, picking up page after page after page of double-spaced, 1” margin’d essay, counting up all 13 sheets of paper… It’s so fucking gratifying.
how to do a research paper in one night →
Seriously. Looks legit. Sounds like a plan.
d;kfa's;kfasfshucks. but hey, at least i learn...
I just knocked a water bottle off my desk. Conveniently enough, it happened to be filled, with the cap half on. So it spilled all over my floor. Even more conveniently, my printer is on a lower shelf right under the point it fell from. So my printer got wet. And then 15 minutes later, as I’m typing this, I notice that there’s some water I didn’t notice. Which, conveniently...
This is just…just…so fanfuckingtastic!
Facebook Status: “I hate technology!” Take a moment to think about how fucking contradictory that is. Thanks for the lulz though, I suppose? :D
the one and only thing i'll ever have in common...
From an MIT admissions blog Anthony showed me: “I discovered that I was capable of turning off my alarm and going back to sleep, without any conscious knowledge of my actions.” I made this discovery sometime within the past 2 years. Now it happens without fail, every morning. Every. single. morning.